News: PM Modi to observe fast against Parliament disruption!! Common People: Will BJP Leaders eat Pakoras before sitting on fast like Congress ate Choley Bhature!!
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Nirmala Sitharaman went out for Dinner. Nirmala: Why is price not mentioned for dishes? Waiter: That’s confidential.
Congress Plenary Session is the only place where Rahul Gandhi can deliver speech without hearing the slogan Modi Modi Modi Modi…
Exit Polls: Himachal goes to BJP. Gujarat goes to BJP. Rahul goes to Bangkok.
Mukul Roy joins BJP! BJP is really promoting ‘Swachh Bharat’ as the powerful ‘detergent party’. ज़िद्दी मैल भी साफ़!!!
Himanta Biswa Sarma: In BJP, Nobody Asks Who Your Father Is! We: But Sir don’t they ask which your mother? Bharat Mata or someone else?
No matter which party Kamal Haasan joins. You know how it sounds : Vote for Kamal (BJP Symbol)
BJP digging out all old scams of Congress to expose them. Congress digging out old twitter screenshots of BJP to expose them.
Before 2014: India had the Prime Minister & Government to Blame. After 2014: India got Technical Reasons & excuses for every failure.
Manoj Tiwari calls Kiran Bedi: Traffic police caught me for not wearing helmet. Can u get me off? Bedi to officer: Please double his fine
When Shashi Tharoor sues Arnab, it’s a blow to Sanghis. When BJP sues Ram Guha, BJP is silencing dissent.
iPhones are similar to the Modi govt. Both will be loved by the fans even if they don’t do anything.
UPA scams gave us 2014, Media shams will give us 2019
BJP has abusive trolls. Congress has abusive leaders. Media has news traders!!
The way Modi & Amit Shah keeping everything secret, there should be betting on all their announcements.