Raj Thackeray says he will not allow Bullet Train to be built in India. That means he accepts “Modi has intention to bulit one”
All posts in Funny English Jokes on Bullet Train – India
Had there been bullet train back in 90s, Simran would have to get married to Kuljeet instead of Raj.
After Bullet train, no more “ja jile apni jindagi” for Simran. Raj would reach Borivali by the time Amrish Puri completes the sentence.
Before launching bullet train Modi should fix railways. He must learn from Rajiv Ji, who fixed all typewriters before bringing computers.
Modi scores a Bullet point. Wait for the next bulletin in 2023.
Modi hugs Japanese PM Shinzo Abe and greets him and said ‘ABE YAAR’
If Bullet Train fails- Blame Modi! If it succeeds- Rajiv Gandhi brought Bullet Trains to India!
The prime minister of Japan is an honourable leader. He is to be addressed as Abe San and not Abe Oye.
Journalist: Thank you, Mr Abe for the Bullet train project, what next? Shinzo Abe: Mandir Wahin Banayenge
Coal Allocation Scam-1,86,000 Cr. 2G Spectrum Scam-1,76,000 Cr. Commonwealth Scam: 70,000 Cr. Congress took 3 bullet trains already.
Modi: We’ll bring bullet train! Morons: Bullet train waste of money! Train project launched! Morons: Bullet train was our idea