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Raj Thackeray says he will not allow Bullet Train to be built in India. That means he accepts “Modi has intention to bulit one”

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Had there been bullet train back in 90s, Simran would have to get married to Kuljeet instead of Raj.

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After Bullet train, no more “ja jile apni jindagi” for Simran. Raj would reach Borivali by the time Amrish Puri completes the sentence.

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Before launching bullet train Modi should fix railways. He must learn from Rajiv Ji, who fixed all typewriters before bringing computers.

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Modi scores a Bullet point. Wait for the next bulletin in 2023.

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Modi hugs Japanese PM Shinzo Abe and greets him and said ‘ABE YAAR’

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If Bullet Train fails- Blame Modi! If it succeeds- Rajiv Gandhi brought Bullet Trains to India!

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The prime minister of Japan is an honourable leader. He is to be addressed as Abe San and not Abe Oye.

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Journalist: Thank you, Mr Abe for the Bullet train project, what next? Shinzo Abe: Mandir Wahin Banayenge

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Coal Allocation Scam-1,86,000 Cr. 2G Spectrum Scam-1,76,000 Cr. Commonwealth Scam: 70,000 Cr. Congress took 3 bullet trains already.

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Modi: We’ll bring bullet train! Morons: Bullet train waste of money! Train project launched! Morons: Bullet train was our idea

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