Exit results clearly show that maximum number of EVMs are tampered.
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Real EVM tampering was done in 1947 when Sarder Patel got 14 votes and Nehru got 1 vote still Nehru became PM.
Adults hack EVMs. Legends hack minds.
There are two kinds of EVMs – Honest and dishonest. Honest: Delhi, Punjab, WB, Karnataka,… Dishonest: Wherever Modi wins