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Reporter to AK: When is Delhi getting Free Wifi? Kejriwal: Buy Jio Sim, I also use it for my rants on twitter.
Q: What do you do when you want to irritate a Delhite? A: Say Sirji.
Q: Whom do you call Khatron ke Khiladi? A: Delhi’s voter for choosing Kejriwal.
Q: How to trigger Kejriwal? A: Just say a word, “Mitron”
Yogi has some good Qualities most needed in UP One is ‘he is not married.
If BJP is not able to find anyone for CM post, I just want to inform them if they want I can be CM of UP.
Q: How do you recognize a stupid man in Delhi? A: He’ll be praising AAP & Kejriwal for their work in Delhi.
Normal People:Behind every successful man is a woman, Siddhu : When a man gets screwed, a Woman is in front
RaGa in politics = uday chopra in Bollywood= Stuart binny triple century = NASA space missions = salman Bhai court penalty
Laloo Prasad Yadav have more children than Congress MLAs in Uttar Pradesh Assembly.
Every Policy of Modi = Stolen idea of kejriwal
One of my follower casually asked me: Do you work for Narendra Modi? I smiled and said: No dear, he works for me.
Arvind kejriwal is the most honest and principled politician India has ever had! Hope you will not laugh!