Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath.
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Manmohan Express: One and only silent train.
Dhoni Express: 95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr.
Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed repeatedly.
Congress Express: An experienced driver in each coach, driver of engine on leave.
Ekta Kapoor Express: Will come three times on the same platform in slow motion.
Aamir Khan Express: Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice.
Mamata Express: Train will run in the opposite direction of destination.
Bappi Lahiri Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it.
Modi Express: Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination.
Kejriwal Express: Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination…could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train.
Rajnikant Express: Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go !
Amit Shah Express:Covers the whole country except Delhi.