News: PM Modi to observe fast against Parliament disruption!! Common People: Will BJP Leaders eat Pakoras before sitting on fast like Congress ate Choley Bhature!!
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Arun Jaitly & Sushma Swaraj treated in AIIMS. AIIMS was established by Pt Nehru. As per Modi nothing happned in 70 yrs.
Son :- Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day ? Father :- Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for another new Mallya / Nirav again from 1st April …..
On a bank deposit of Rs. 2000/- for one year, what you get is Rs. 160/- @ 8% interest. On a bank loan of Rs. 2000/- for one year, what you pay is Rs. 260/- @ 13% interest. But when you eat food for same Rs. 2000/- you pay Rs. 360/- @ 18% to Government!!!
Who does better business?
Jaitley: Happy B’day Modiji ..please cut the cake! Modi: But one piece of cake is already cut! Jaitley: GST Modiji
Every time Arun Jaitley finds someone happy, he levies cess