There are two kinds of EVMs – Honest and dishonest. Honest: Delhi, Punjab, WB, Karnataka,… Dishonest: Wherever Modi wins
All posts in Funny English Jokes on Narendra Modi
Modiji : Congrats Virat and Anushka!! Virat : Thank You Sir!! Modiji : Yes one more thing please link your marriage certificate with Aadhar before 31st December
Modi’s Acche Din: Kejriwal stopped talking, Manmohan started talking, Rahul started going to temples daily
Are Mani Shankar Aiyar, Kapil Sibal & Rahul Gandhi agents of BJP and are working towards Congress Mukt Bharat?
Moody upgrades India’s rating when a Chaiwala is a PM. The last upgrade was when a Poet was PM. In between, we had an economist PM.
Modi organising all these tours just to make sure amit bhai loses his weight
Narendra Modi: Mere Pass Maa Hai!! Rahul Gandhi: Mere Paas Pidi Hai
Stopping BJP from getting 150 seats is the only victory Congress can have in Gujarat.
On a bank deposit of Rs. 2000/- for one year, what you get is Rs. 160/- @ 8% interest. On a bank loan of Rs. 2000/- for one year, what you pay is Rs. 260/- @ 13% interest. But when you eat food for same Rs. 2000/- you pay Rs. 360/- @ 18% to Government!!!
Who does better business?
Normal People : Laundiya Bazi, Narendra Modi : India Bazi
Those Who Say Modi Is “Not My PM” & Those Who Say “Rohigyas are Our Own” are the Same people…
Modi: Kem cho? Chinese: how do you know my name?
Raj Thackeray says he will not allow Bullet Train to be built in India. That means he accepts “Modi has intention to bulit one”
Happy 67th birthday Narendra Modi ji. Still younger than petrol/litre.
Govt is raising Petrol prices to find out how many people are still left with black money to afford petrol.