On a bank deposit of Rs. 2000/- for one year, what you get is Rs. 160/- @ 8% interest. On a bank loan of Rs. 2000/- for one year, what you pay is Rs. 260/- @ 13% interest. But when you eat food for same Rs. 2000/- you pay Rs. 360/- @ 18% to Government!!!
Who does better business?
Normal People : Laundiya Bazi, Narendra Modi : India Bazi
Those Who Say Modi Is “Not My PM” & Those Who Say “Rohigyas are Our Own” are the Same people…
Modi: Kem cho? Chinese: how do you know my name?
Raj Thackeray says he will not allow Bullet Train to be built in India. That means he accepts “Modi has intention to bulit one”
Happy 67th birthday Narendra Modi ji. Still younger than petrol/litre.
Govt is raising Petrol prices to find out how many people are still left with black money to afford petrol.
The monk who sold his Ferrari couldn’t afford petrol in Modi’s India
Jaitley: Happy B’day Modiji ..please cut the cake! Modi: But one piece of cake is already cut! Jaitley: GST Modiji
Modi Express: Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination.
There is no difference between Dhoni fans & typical Modi bhakts. Both shouts.
Before launching bullet train Modi should fix railways. He must learn from Rajiv Ji, who fixed all typewriters before bringing computers.
Modi scores a Bullet point. Wait for the next bulletin in 2023.
Modi hugs Japanese PM Shinzo Abe and greets him and said ‘ABE YAAR’
Before 2014: India had the Prime Minister & Government to Blame. After 2014: India got Technical Reasons & excuses for every failure.