Virat: Modi ji, Khana ready hai! Modi: Na Khaunga, Na Khane Dunga
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Ultimate Digital India Effect: I Just told my maid that I will transfer her salary online. She said she will work from home
Jo jeeta wo Narendra.
Exit results clearly show that maximum number of EVMs are tampered.
If BJP wins Gujarat Election..this would be a big accomplishment for Modi & Amit Shah.. Remember.. this time Digvijay Singh wasn’t there to help them
BJP should make a special IT cell to save the screenshots of tweets of Congress before they are deleted
Newspaper guy came home gave bill & asked for cash. I told him to ‘go digital, man’. Use technology. He laughed & said ‘And sir, you still read Newspaper’ …..
Amit Shah Targeted 150. 28% GST on 150 = 42. Gujaratis To Deliver = 108.
Top Match winners in India: 3. Dhoni 2. Kohli 1. Vikas
Adults hack EVMs. Legends hack minds.
There are two kinds of EVMs – Honest and dishonest. Honest: Delhi, Punjab, WB, Karnataka,… Dishonest: Wherever Modi wins
Modiji : Congrats Virat and Anushka!! Virat : Thank You Sir!! Modiji : Yes one more thing please link your marriage certificate with Aadhar before 31st December
Modi’s Acche Din: Kejriwal stopped talking, Manmohan started talking, Rahul started going to temples daily
Are Mani Shankar Aiyar, Kapil Sibal & Rahul Gandhi agents of BJP and are working towards Congress Mukt Bharat?
Moody upgrades India’s rating when a Chaiwala is a PM. The last upgrade was when a Poet was PM. In between, we had an economist PM.