Imagine, had Salman played the role of Tara Singh in Gadar, the song “Main nikla gaddi leke” would have broken all records, all limits, all roadblocks, and laws.
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Salman Khan is a miniority if he gets jail but he is a celebrity when he gets bail.
Homes of few famous Indian celebrities: Ambanis- Antilia, Shahrukh & Gauri Khan- Mannat, Amitabh & Jaya Bachchan- Jalsa, Saif Ali Khan & Kareena Kapoor – Pataudi Palace, Salman Khan- Jodhpur jail
Lifespan of blackbuck: 10 to 15 years. Lifespan of court case when one kills a blackbuck: 20 years.
Salman Khan found guilty in the Black Buck Poaching Case. Finally, some justice for that blackbuck’s great-great-grandchildren.
Today: Salman Khan convicted in the Black Buck Poaching Case. Later: Salman out on bail.
After 20 years Salman has been convicted. Now waiting for ‘law to take its own course’ and grant him bail..
Arbaaz Khan and Sohail Khan uploads Resume on Naukri . Com after Salman Khan jailed for 5 Years
Khawaja Muhammad Asif: Salman Khan has been sentenced because he’s a minority!! People of India: Sir, what about Sanjay Dutt? He was also jailed.
News: Salman Khan skips meals but not exercise!! Possibility: Jail staff might get 6 packs
Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath.
Jury: Your word is Salman Khan! Me: Can I use it in a sentence? Jury: Sorry, there will be no sentence.
Rahul giving lecture on Artificial intelligence is like Lalu lecturing on small family norms and Salman on road safety.