News: More than 1 drink a day may cut lifespan!! Vijay Mallya: Aware of me & Khushwant Singh??
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Why Lalit Modi and Vijay Mallya both moved to London? History has shown that the best place to live peacefully after looting India is Generally England…
Son :- Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day ? Father :- Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for another new Mallya / Nirav again from 1st April …..
Vijay Mallya getting married 3rd time because he was feeling too ‘Loanly’
Dhoni keep stumps after winning. Vijay mallya keep bails after arrest.
Morning : Honeypreet gets arrested. Evening : Moneypreet (Mallya) gets arrested.
Vijay Mallya got bail faster than USAIN BOLT
An empty glass is an opportunity for another ‘Drink’.
I either make 3 dollars last a whole week or I spend 100 dollars in less than five minutes. There’s no in between.